Eviler Than Thou (also frutcake)

It has been brought to my attention that mine is not the only Blog of Evil out there. There exists another at blogofevil.blogspot.com (mine is at WordPress, natch.)  I wish to say, for the record, that my Blog of Evil is not associated with that other blog in any way. I also wish to say that the other blog has been known to associate with suspected terrorists. It supports a homosexual agenda full of socialist ideas that recall Hitler’s Germany, as well as Stalin, Mao, and probably Osama bin Laden. In a recent public opinion poll, was rated Not Evil by 95% of respondents (source: Fox News). So, who are you going to trust? Me? Or the homosexual terrorist socialist fascists who are so not evil, even their own mothers refuse to denounce them?

On the other hand, they have a pretty sweet tagline, which I will reproduce here verbatim.

ahhhhhhh…evil ,it`s my blog of evil so ahh i`d say evil and evil frutcake wait there is no frutcake, must destroy omish

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Mr. Aaronak, why haven’t you threatened to destroy omish?” Well, let me make this quite plain: There will be no escape for omish this time. True, omish has eluded me in the past. Not again. Not now that I have stolen the frutcake recipe from the ignorant fools who formerly possessed it. Soon, not only will I possess evil frutcake, but I will have all the powers of the Sixfold Frutcake of Purest Darkness at my command! And on my inevitable day of triumph, omish shall be completely annihilated. Not merely destroyed. Oh, no. I will wipe omish from the face of the universe, from history itself. When I am through, it will be as though omish never existed at all. My infernal frutcake will erase omish completely, so that even the word “omish” will turn to dust, evaporating from the tongues of those who would utter it.

Do you hear me, omish? Your doom is at hand!

MUAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEEHUUHUUHUUHAHAHAAAAAA

P.S. If anyone is thinking of trying to help omish escape, let me tell you right now that it is folly. Anyone who tries to protect or hide omish will feel the full wrath of my frutcake. You have been warned.

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